It's Saturday and time for me to try out Raven's Wordzzle Challenge.
Here is my mini challenge:
On the industrial side of town I work in a bovine factory where the maggots turn the waste products into a nightly buffet dinner. I keep my lipstick in the thermal pocket of my overalls so as not to forget what it's like to be feminized. A woman in a man's world! Mama didn't tell me there would be days like THIS!
And for the first time I tried the mega challenge:
Leaning against my pillowcase pacified by my industrialized piece of tiramisu I sat transfixed watching the history channel on TV. Oh, to be the Queen of the Nile or live the life of a Swami! This channel was much better than Animal Planet had been with its specials about the maggot life cycle and the bovine world and a narrator who had the voice inflection of Fran Dresher. Honestly, I should have been working on my college science paper about micro climates and thermal pockets. However, all the grammatical requirements caused an evacuation of brain cells. Ah, forget it all; I’d much rather take a relaxing feminized bath. Click!
10 comments:
Both of these are great! I love the humor. I wanted to participate this week, but couldn't find the time. Maybe next week. You make it look fun!
Great jobs on both! Brava. Your mega was so nice and condensed... wordzzling at its purest... and entertaining too. You're hooked. I can tell. I'll add your name to Mr. Linky. He behaved last week. Sigh.
Awesome! Impressive how you were able to put the mega together in so few words, but making it flow perfectly at the same time.
Wonderful job!! You did great!! I hope we'll see more of you on this meme!
Oh well done! I love them both but the second one was super!
these are creative. and funny! great job.
Lipstick and Coveralls, I like it a lot.
Rich
Oh WOW! I was laughing over the first one -- ya know, I used to be a sheet metal worker - for 9 years! And I OFTEN said, Mama NEVER said there'd be days like THIS! ROFL!
Your MEGA challenge is awesome! You totally rock!
Industrialized piece of tiramasu! Oh yeah!!
Lipstick in thermal pocket
Maggots buffet
Just so much to enjoy! Great work carletta
he great job Carletta. Aren't we all women in a man's world after all :)
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