Saturday, August 23, 2008

Saturday Wordzzle Challenge


It's Saturday and time for me to try out Raven's Wordzzle Challenge.

Here is my mini challenge:

On the industrial side of town I work in a bovine factory where the maggots turn the waste products into a nightly buffet dinner. I keep my lipstick in the thermal pocket of my overalls so as not to forget what it's like to be feminized. A woman in a man's world! Mama didn't tell me there would be days like THIS!

And for the first time I tried the mega challenge:
Leaning against my pillowcase pacified by my industrialized piece of tiramisu I sat transfixed watching the history channel on TV. Oh, to be the Queen of the Nile or live the life of a Swami! This channel was much better than Animal Planet had been with its specials about the maggot life cycle and the bovine world and a narrator who had the voice inflection of Fran Dresher. Honestly, I should have been working on my college science paper about micro climates and thermal pockets. However, all the grammatical requirements caused an evacuation of brain cells. Ah, forget it all; I’d much rather take a relaxing feminized bath. Click!

10 comments:

quilly said...

Both of these are great! I love the humor. I wanted to participate this week, but couldn't find the time. Maybe next week. You make it look fun!

Raven said...

Great jobs on both! Brava. Your mega was so nice and condensed... wordzzling at its purest... and entertaining too. You're hooked. I can tell. I'll add your name to Mr. Linky. He behaved last week. Sigh.

Jeff B said...

Awesome! Impressive how you were able to put the mega together in so few words, but making it flow perfectly at the same time.

MommyWizdom said...

Wonderful job!! You did great!! I hope we'll see more of you on this meme!

Akelamalu said...

Oh well done! I love them both but the second one was super!

juliana said...

these are creative. and funny! great job.

Richard said...

Lipstick and Coveralls, I like it a lot.

Rich

Melli said...

Oh WOW! I was laughing over the first one -- ya know, I used to be a sheet metal worker - for 9 years! And I OFTEN said, Mama NEVER said there'd be days like THIS! ROFL!

Your MEGA challenge is awesome! You totally rock!

Dianne said...

Industrialized piece of tiramasu! Oh yeah!!

Lipstick in thermal pocket

Maggots buffet

Just so much to enjoy! Great work carletta

SMM said...

he great job Carletta. Aren't we all women in a man's world after all :)